alt.snakeoil Video Report #18: Volts: Dem go UP, dem go DOWN, dem go UP…..
Supplemental information and independent confirmation is illustrated by one of my great all time heroes here: www.youtube.com As I move the negentropic fluxceiver towards the transdimensional gate zone, searching for the Supernova mode that indicates true resonance with the Universe, the battery supply voltage goes DOWN, which is expected since the negentropic flux being channeled from the battery’s ninth vibrational harmonic is reduced (there’s less distance to cover, duh). And then when I move the fluxceiver further away from the gate zone, the battery supply voltage to the gate reluctor INCREASES. Yes, gentle beings, as anyone with three actinic receptors can clearly perceive, the battery voltage increases as the separation increases. Since the battery voltage DEcreasing manifestly indicates a DISCHARGE, then the battery voltage INCREASING must mean….. what? Anyone? You there.. in the back, the Terran sailor with the funny ears and buckteeth…. wilbe seeing anyting of inresss, mon? Like a logical phallusy, waiting to emerge from its prepucial LITTLE concealment? DO THE MATH. (tm RA, stolen by blatant rifling) I can hear them now: “Just what are you claiming there, you rogue koala? You give a bad name to all marsupials, much less to treedweedlling leafeaters who honorably poo on passers-under and want only to front (not rear) their young little koalas in peace.” Well, I’ll have you know that I have the finest imaginary lawyers that Big-Oil-soaked monopoly money can …
